Hache - Clapham

I'd already done myself some serious damage the night before, my liver was quietly hugging the naughty step above my empty stomach, which for some reason was not crying out for mercy, but in a game of oneupmanship against my poor quivering liver, was still wearing it's game face and wanted fat juicy slabs of meat dripping between two buns.

My stomach grumbled whilst I told it I didn't think... more

I have extremely high standards when it comes to burgers... And Hache delivered! I don't know why it took me so long to come here, but I'm glad I did, and I'll certainly be returning.

I called Friday midday to book a table for 8pm that night and they were happy to accommodate. We got there, and there was no queue but the restaurant was definitely crowded. The decor is nice... It's a little... more

I always like the burgers here. My friend that is vegetarian was very pleased with her burger. Very good service too. more

Bland, dry burger, anyone? No thanks.

I was extremely unimpressed with my Steak Canadian (essentially a cheese and bacon burger). It had barely any flavour, which wasn't helped by the fact that it certainly wasn't medium rare, as I'd requested. I'd also made the mistake of going for the ciabatta bun, as I'm not the biggest fan of brioche (would it kill burger joints to just offer soft white... more

Came here for a double date with friends and everyone (besides me) ordered a burger. I had the goat cheese/vegetarian burger with lettuce only, which - I think - was not only without a bun but also missing the patty itself. The salad/healthy burger of mine was good, others were smacking their lips with delight so theirs must have been even better. The service was very nice and no one tried to... more