Find out why birds suddenly appear, every time your loved one is near. Massive Arms' annual Alan Disco is BACK. Come munch on a Toblerone in your bare feet, get sloshed on lady boys and dance to Go West and OMD. We will be playing: Abba//The Best of the Beatles//The Best of Bond //Bryan Adams//Chris Rea//Crowded House//Enya//ELO//Gary Numan//Go West//Hot Chocolate//Kate Bush//Kraftwerk//OMD//Wings//Phil Collins//The Police//REO Speedwagon//Queen//Shirley Bassey//Soft Cell//T'Pau//Thin Lizzy//UB40 ... and many more soft rock classics. Either via karaoke or our live in house band, you can now sing along to Hot Chocolate and The Carpenters directly into the face of your love. Check the Spotify playlist: here:https://open.spotify.com/user/daveabnormal/playlist/6QXTD4bl75mwb4G8wFXffu And here's a ruddy excellent mix: https://www.mixcloud.com/massivearms/classic-intercourse-the-alan-partridge-mix/ Put on your Crowded House tshirt and feel young again and tell Sue Cook not to bother.