163 Mare Street, Dalston, London, E8 3RH
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When everywhere else out east closes it's doors you can pretty much guarantee the Dolphin will still be serving. It's crazy busy on weekend and keeps the karaoke going for far longer than they should. Then it turns into a sweaty, cheesy disco.
There's a big, outdoor, decked area and it only costs you a few quid to get in and there's never much of a queue. If you want the party to carry on and...more
Like your typical Mills & Boon novel, this place is a hefty portion of pure filth with a side of guilty pleasure. But here, the filth is literal as opposed to innuendo. Grime. Grot. Yeeeah, welcome to East London, babies.
Arriving here on Thursday, a relatively quiet night in most cities, this dirty Dolphin spoke volumes through its crowd of revellers, inside and out. The outdoor area is...more
To borrow and butcher the words of the the great AC/DC....
"It's dirty, its mean, its mighty unclean.....eh.......eh....oh, it'll snog your Nan..."
God lord in a ashtray, this place is grottier than a grotty thing that ain't washed in a while, and then when it has washed, its been in a puddle....a grotty puddle, with dead goats in it.
Apart from that, its a fookin...more
Its gross. Its dirty. Its over priced. And I love it! Quite a lot actually.
Come late. Come drunk or just don't come at all.
And if you don't do something mildly ridiculous like singing karoke badly or falling down the stairs or stealing shisha pipes off strangers you really didn't try hard enough to fully enjoy your time here.
It also helps if you don't remember leaving the place. If you...more