Offering a Mexican-inspired menu, eclectic selection of cocktails and an array of quirky and entertaining features, Tonteria is a unique evening experience from nightlife entrepreneurs Guy Pelly and Marc Burton.

Look out for of sharing cocktails presented in vessels shaped in the form of "la calaca" (skulls) used in Dia de los Muertos celebrations, and the shot train delivering tequila shots to tables.

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7-12 Sloane Square, London, SW1W 8EG

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7-12 Sloane Square
+44 (0)20 7881 5991


3 out of 5 based on 8 reviews

Top 5 reviews of Tonteria

1.0 out of 5 23 March 2014
by Nina P.

This place is absolutely horrific. It's tacky and cheap and if that's what you're looking for then eat your heart out.

Let's start with the doorman, who puts you off immediately and even early in the night tries to make you feel like you are in debt to him for the privilege of coming in and spending your money.

Once in, the waiting staff inside are rude and couldn't care less about...more

5.0 out of 5 13 March 2014
by Catherine F.

Cette boîte londonienne est "the place to be" des 30-40 ans. Le DJ est absolument fantastique et diffuse tous les tubes sur lesquels on aime remuer en se remémorant les années 90/2000.

Le concept mexicain est original, et les habitués très hype. On se fringue et on se maquille les filles! Quand on sort à Londres, ce n'est pas à moitié. On laisse la girly s'exprimer!

Et si vous avez besoin...more

2.0 out of 5 10 September 2013
by Sanj M.

This place is nuts. I think the name translates as 'silliness' which in hindsight should've tipped me off!

Started with generic platters of quesadillas, burritos and nachos to line the stomach. Then we ordered a mega sharing cocktail (as the most cost effective group option), and the madness began.

An ominous tribal drum beat starts up as 2 waitresses carrying fireworks get everyone's...more

1.0 out of 5 6 September 2013
by Rosie E.

"Do not disturb Thursdays"?

"Do not bother Thursdays" would be a more appropriate name for this disaster of an evening! That is unless you like spending 2 hours queuing with gurning door staff eye balling you. Completely shambolic queue organisation, grimy bouncers matched only by the grimier clientele, flowing with over inflated egos, fake tits and peroxide.

Don't believe the hype, this...more

4.0 out of 5 27 February 2013
by Valerie S.

Tonteria was a great Tequlia Tuesday early this year, even if it is a bit hard to find if you don't know where you're going.

Just downstairs off Sloane Square, Tonteria is a wonderful tapas/cocktail bar that gets rowdy as the night carries on, featuring Latin and club music. From what I gather from their Facebook page, they feature Nacho Libre masks and drinks served in Dia de los Muertos...more