Offering a Mexican-inspired menu, eclectic selection of cocktails and an array of quirky and entertaining features, Tonteria is a unique evening experience from nightlife entrepreneurs Guy Pelly and Marc Burton.

Look out for of sharing cocktails presented in vessels shaped in the form of "la calaca" (skulls) used in Dia de los Muertos celebrations, and the shot train delivering tequila shots to tables.

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7-12 Sloane Square
+44 (0)20 7881 5991
Yelp Reviews

3.0 out of 5 based on 14 reviews

Top 5 reviews of Tonteria

4.0 out of 5 23 July 2016
by Olivia N.

Arrived around 9:30 for dinner and drinks before the club started filling up' the food was good, small plates to snack on and the margaritas were delicious. My favorites were the passion fruit ones. The quesadillas and little burritos were good' the salsa was very spicy, the queso dip was a bit bland but mixed with the salsa the perfect combination. As the night went on people began queuing to...more

4.0 out of 5 1 April 2016
by Rosana L.

This fabulous Mexican sugar-skull and Halloween themed club offers an exclusive Chelsea experience to visitors with a vampy twist. I cannot emphasise on how good the music in this club is. On Mondays it is mainly commercial and underground hip hop and RnB. And which club does not play their mandatory Justin Beiber to catch the hearts of the younger crowd. The drinks and food in this club are...more

4.0 out of 5 29 January 2016
by Minh C.

Food was average, but the atmosphere was fun. Space is a luxury, but not entirely uncomfortable. We had a table in the back, which afforded us some extra room. The complimentary birthday cake, song, and dance were nice touches. The quirky Mexican theme was fun. Would return.more

1.0 out of 5 2 November 2015
by Robbie B.

Had higher expectations, service was poor - our table was in the extension room in the back, hardly any "club" atmosphere since it was so far removed. Were able to move eventually to another table, where our heads touched the wood ceiling for the tequilla train and we were continaully pushed around. The club couldn't be bothered to put cushions on the seating so it was just a dirty piece of...more

2.0 out of 5 23 July 2015
by Rachael H.

Headed here for a friend's birthday drinks on a school night - definitely overpriced and all a bit ridiculous but I can maybe see the appeal. If a small glass of wine wasn't so extortionately priced. I forgot how ridiculously pricey London can get sometimes and then head to places like this.

The Mexican 'tapas' was interesting and a quirky twist but not something I'd head specifically here...more

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