Offering a Mexican-inspired menu, eclectic selection of cocktails and an array of quirky and entertaining features, Tonteria is a unique evening experience from nightlife entrepreneurs Guy Pelly and Marc Burton.

Look out for of sharing cocktails presented in vessels shaped in the form of "la calaca" (skulls) used in Dia de los Muertos celebrations, and the shot train delivering tequila shots to tables.

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7-12 Sloane Square
+44 (0)20 7881 5991
Yelp Reviews

3.0 out of 5 based on 14 reviews

Top 5 reviews of Tonteria

4.0 out of 5 29 January 2016
by Minh C.

Food was average, but the atmosphere was fun. Space is a luxury, but not entirely uncomfortable. We had a table in the back, which afforded us some extra room. The complimentary birthday cake, song, and dance were nice touches. The quirky Mexican theme was fun. Would return.more

1.0 out of 5 15 November 2015
by Alicia M.

I went here for drinks with a friend. The food was not very good at all. We couldn't finish it. The staff was a bit standoffish too. I wouldn't come back. Drinks were ok.more

1.0 out of 5 2 November 2015
by Robbie B.

Had higher expectations, service was poor - our table was in the extension room in the back, hardly any "club" atmosphere since it was so far removed. Were able to move eventually to another table, where our heads touched the wood ceiling for the tequilla train and we were continaully pushed around. The club couldn't be bothered to put cushions on the seating so it was just a dirty piece of...more

2.0 out of 5 23 July 2015
by Rachael H.

Headed here for a friend's birthday drinks on a school night - definitely overpriced and all a bit ridiculous but I can maybe see the appeal. If a small glass of wine wasn't so extortionately priced. I forgot how ridiculously pricey London can get sometimes and then head to places like this.

The Mexican 'tapas' was interesting and a quirky twist but not something I'd head specifically here...more

5.0 out of 5 26 May 2015
by Ilaria T.

Me and my friends had a really fun night at Tonteria.

We went there to celebrate a hen's party and everything was perfect.

The booking reservation process was very easy. The guy taking care of our table was really kind, we arrived with a luggage (a friend was arriving directly from the airport) and he was very kind in helping us. We asked for little "show" for the bride and two "wrestler...more

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