Alan and his trusty sidekick Simon host the Mid Morning Matters show at the North Norfolk Digital radio station. Vicious rumours circulate that management are planning to fresh up the station by axing some of the older DJs and changing the name to Shape. Late night presenter Pat Farrell fears he will be one of the first for the chop so he takes his colleagues hostage, armed with a shotgun. By chance, Alan is outside the building when the siege begins so police recruit him as a hostage negotiator.
- Declan Lowney