Alp Haydar's Flight 666 to Bermuda at Royal Vauxhall Tavern

Alp Haydar takes a long-haul flight to Bermuda, where he tries to come out to his ill-tempered Turkish mother. Her rejection pushes him into the strong arms of dashing terrorist Mohammed, where he quickly develops Stockholm syndrome and joins Al Qaeda. In short, the greatest love story ever told. Mixing live performance, wanton sexuality and mind-blowing video work, this schizophrenic one-man pantomime has refilmed scenes, new songs, and more indulgent revisions than a George Lucas special edition.