Join our hero Dick and his wallflower cat, Dave, on their adventures into London town, seeking fame, fortune and friends with benefits. Dick! is an adult panto, not for the faint-hearted, easily offended, or shockable.
Along the way meet the heiress to the Fitz-Nicely' fortune, Alice, with her long-lost and debauched relative, Sofonda Cox, a faded showgirl with a dark, disgusting and delicious secret. Dick and his new-found friends dare to do battle against the evil-licious and diva-tastiic Queen Runt, as they set sail upon the Leaky Vessel, journeying up the Streaky Crack on a quest to find the family jewels.
Will Dave always be alone? Will Alice ever get Dick? And what does the legend of the Bell-End actually mean?
All will be uncensored by the new Lord Mayor of London, as we finally find out if City Hall can be run by a DICK!
Venue Details & Map
6 Leicester Place
- 0844 8472475
- Public transport:
- Take the Piccadilly or Northern line to Leicester Square station and exit into Leicester Square. The theatre is a 5 minute walk.
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