93 Feet East

The upside to 93 Feet East is the venue: a courtyard, terrace and school-hall style main room. The other plus point is the music, playing host to nights like Way Out East they attract plenty of attention from the acts that matter. The downside is the people. The door-staff take a Gestapo like turn the minute the clock strikes 9pm and the punters are your usual East London clones. Clientele wise we’re not complaining, it’s par for the cause for any eastside ‘in’ club but the moody security we just can’t be doing with. Maybe they’re bitter cos they don’t get to spin records, get lashed or have any fun. We think management should provide them with free Valium or at least some kind of small pet to keep them amused. For all our sakes.